My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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