My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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