you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
This baby is an asshole
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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