Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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