at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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