Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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