He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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