i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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