You smell like stripper and shame
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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