When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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