Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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