Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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