ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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