Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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