Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just saw a hot homeless man
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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