Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
