It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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