Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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