Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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