I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
