Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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