I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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