forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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