can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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