Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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