So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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