Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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