you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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