If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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