Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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