just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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