Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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