Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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