I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
my vag is so smooth its legendary
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
handjob tips. give me some.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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