guys are not supposed to queef...right?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
