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I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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