have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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