On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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