What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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