Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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