I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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