I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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