So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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