Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Randomize
