You just made me feel so damn special
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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