dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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