My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
please don't ironically join a cult
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