I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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