The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
That accounts for only three of the penises
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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