I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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