Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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