Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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