so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think your dad took our porno
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
This toilet bowl is my home.
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