would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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