I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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