Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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